she doesn't really approve but hey, this is France, he's 40 and she's 16, no problem! I guess everything is fine - Charlotte Gainsbourg was SEVENteen at the time. Later on they check into 2 separate hotel rooms as father and daughter. So she has to try on what she steals doesn't she? She could have stolen tractors or food but who wants to see her eating a baguette on a tractor, right? Right. Because you know she just happens to be a kleptomaniac and she just happens to love lingerie. Otherwise we couldn't possibly have followed this deep and meaningful story.

There are lots of gratuitous scenes of the girl wearing lingerie etc. Well at least we believe it, won't we? Unfortunately it is just that: Pedophilia. The girl in this movie seduces the man and that makes it credible, plausible and 'proof' that this is not Pedophilia.

In fact as we all know from decades of French movies this is yet another French man's wet dream brought to the screen. Yes, an insecure grown man who is very supposedly married hooks up with a teenage girl. But lo and behold, who would have guessed it: after 20 minutes it turns into the number 1 passion of French men: a Lolita fantasy. A look into a girls life in France in the late 40s. And we'll have lots of excuses for boobs and lingerie.' Hat's off to the genius. What might they have contained, I wonder: 'Alright, there's this young chick, and she's all horny and a juvenile delinquent and she just does what she wants. You can nab Li'l Taffer for free from Itch.io.Truffaut originally wanted to do this movie, but died. Game jams are great at throwing up neat l'il things like this. Someone asked creator David Lindsey on Twitter if there was anything in this he's especially proud of, and he said the hands. That's probably a much better way of rekindling warm Thief memories from back in the golden days, before even 27 year-old news writers could out themselves as still too young to share your nostalgia. I respect anyone who commits to role-playing and pretending you do actually need to sneak. You could also just sprint about knocking guards out willy nilly like I did, because they're not very dangerous and the crystals that restore your knock-out ability are plentiful. You could lean into it, which entails literally leaning around corners, sneaking around super careful like, extinguishing torches and paying close attention to how your footsteps make more noise on cobblestones than carpet. That said, there are two ways to play this. There are lots of toilets in conspicuous locations, which are handy because you can flush them to draw guards over. It's made using procgen, so the rooms fit together in odd yet endearing ways.

You've got to break into the manor, steal a crown and 200 gold's worth of coins, then get out of dodge.

The little thief game